H and P

Two more girls - "H" and "P"

"H"

Was a classmate in high school.
We were pretty close back then.
Left for Manila after graduating.
Had the chance to talk again around 2010 (?)
Admitted that she liked me before.
Invited me to do something... naughty a couple of years back.
Kept bugging me about it until now.
Asked if she could be my girlfriend just recently (which i rejected promptly).
SRSLY?

"P"

Was a classmate in high school.
We weren't close at all back then.
Left for Cavite after graduating.
Had the chance to talk again this year.
Admitted that she liked me before.
Proposed that if i do a drawing of her, we'd do something ...naughty.
Kept bugging me about it until now.
Asked if she could be my bestfriend ...with benefits (which i rejected promptly).
SRSLY?

And now i ask, ..no, SRSLY. WTF? O_o