..okay.i am pretty sleepy (for the fact that i've been sleeping for only three to four hours for the past few days),and still,here i am creating a blog entry for the very first time.(and i can't seem to concentrate on this because someone's bugging me in a chat client software..aaaarghh!)
..why crucial destiny?because i said so.got a problem with that?then stop reading and go do something else.seriously though,crucial destiny is sort of a name for my "imaginary" company..though it wont be imaginary for long...
..hmmmm..can i put ads in my blog anyway?extra income,you know.gotta find that out tomorrow.
..aaaanyway,i felt the urge to create a blog because me and two of my officemates were chattin about a lot of stuff a couple of hours ago,and i told myself,"wow,our conversation is very entertaining!why don't i put it in a blog so that i could read about it over and over again?"...stupid.
..about the "chat",it started when me,Gener, and Ely were eatin dinner on the dining table.we were talkin about pretty normal stuff.in a flash,we were in the living room; tacklin very,very weird topics.hmmm..here's how the conversation went: (translated in english;edited to save readers from boredom)
Ely: The "man on the moon" video is a scam.
Gener: Yep,we all know that.
Ely: Man, the US makes up a lot of stuff. I remember Area 51. That's a pretty big coverup.
Gener: Yeah, and so is the Bermuda Triangle.
Ely: I was talkin about the Bermuda Triangle, Gener.
Me: But Bermuda Triangle is part of the sea!
Ely: No it is not! It's a desert!
( a few minutes later..)
Ely: I wonder if there are really other beings beyond our solar system.
Gener: Yes,there is.They're probably thinkin the same thing right now.
Me: I heard that when you die,you can be cremated and your ash be scattered throughout space.
Ely: That would suck.If i were to go to outer space. i'd rather be alive. I envy that dog and that monkey. *sigh
(a few minutes later,again...)
Me: Gener,you live in Iloilo,right?It's near Capiz,right?are there really aswangs there?
Ely: I think aswangs (localized version of vampires) are made up.They're just psychological. I believe in ghosts though.
Me: Yeah,me too.last night I dreamed that a little girl ghost lives with us here.
(a few minutes later,again,we were pretty "drunk" without drinkin anythin...)
Ely: JC, speaking of ghosts, have you experienced "Wet Dreams"?
Me: What the..i thought we were talkin about ghosts!
Ely: And we are! i was talkin about the succubi and stuff.
Me: Oh well, there's this one time,i searched for "Fish porn" in the net, out of boredom.
Gener: And?
ME: There actually is fish porn.Even ant porn.
Ely: Hey,do you know that crocodiles do this dance before they bang a girl crocodile?
Me: Really?How do they dance?
Ely: They stand up and move their belly scales.The scale will then produce a rythmic sound.
Gener: *Laughing
Ely: Seriously.they are dancing.
Me: Dancing and standing?! Anyway,i wonder how it would be if humans were to do that.
Ely: Oh,they are already doin that. Go to a night club.
(Gener starts getting water,and went upstairs.Me and Ely followed.)
..and that's one good way of screwing up what's supposed to be a very productive night.I could have watched the two dance movies or read the Neil Gaiman book James lent me. But no,instead we laughed our heads off on the first floor talkin about stuff that only drunk people would talk about.
..am really sleepy.and hungry.forgive my grammatical errors.it's been a long time since i wrote stuff like this.
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